Alaska Please Don't Eat Me

So OBN has a writing prompt asking what would be or was your scariest outdoor experience.



It was June 2011. I was on a boat trip heading from Ketchikan, Alaska to Juneau, Alaska. We were taking two weeks to go from point A to point B. I told the captain (who happened to be my Dad) that I wanted to stop along the way and do some fresh water fly fishing. I had some success in one small stream but was having some issues finding something to bite my dry flies.

We stopped at this one spot which had a nice sized river coming into the bay we were anchored.  So I tried talking my wife into going on a hike with me. But since she had already gone on a few death marches with me on this trip with little to no results, she said no. However, I was able to convince my Dad to drop me off as far up river as possible with the dingy.

The pointy eared creature

So after Dad hit a few rocks with the boat motor he kicked me out into the tall green grass of the salt marsh, with just my fly fishing rod and a camera. My goal was to get above the tide line to fish fresh water without any influence of salt water. I stayed in touch with the big boat via a handheld radio. As I walked though the deep grass knowing full well I was in grizzly bear, black bear, wolf, and moose habitat, I came up with a song to sing while walking through the grass.

Please Bear don't eat me.

Don't eat me because I'm skinny and tough.

I promise Mr. Bear you won't enjoy me.

Please Bear don't eat me.

I sang this over and over at the top of my lungs as I walked.

I came around a corner and there they were two black creatures staring at me. They had pointed snouts and their ears stood up as they were alerted to my presence by my singing. The only thing I could think of was Oh shit I just walked up on two black wolves and they now know they have an easy dinner. I knew I could not out run them so I pulled out my camera and I figured well when they find my body they will see the pictures of what ate me.

Then the two creatures stood up on their hind legs, and I thought wow these are some talented wolves. Then it hit me Oh Thank God they are just black bears. So of course I stuck around and got some more photos of the two.

The fishing hike ended when after an hour and a half of walking I was still in the salt marsh and I had a moose bolt out in front of me.  I also had to meet up with Dad before too long to get a ride back to the big boat.




This was not my only close encounter with bears in the Alaskan Wilderness this trip, just the one that got my heart going the fastest.

Another bear encounter later in the trip.

Last Day

So here we are in Juneau, AK sitting on the boat waiting to fly home tomorrow. We get to Seattle around 4:30 then a 4-5 hour drive home... It's going to be a long day. Any way we have had a great time here in Alaska. Of course i will do longer blogs when I get home and have time to do so.  But here are some photos to tide you over till then.

Alaska Quick Post

So we are here in Petersburg Alaska. Fishing has been slow, king salmon are running but local creeks are still high with snow melt off and silt. I did manage to catch a nice 12 inch cutthroat out of a very small creek flowing from Lake Helen to Santa Anna Inlet. We have seen Killer whales, Humpbacks, Dolphins, and some bears, Although have not run into any bears while fishing.